Maylee Todd - A Lullaby For My Fictitious Children Lucious and Sumat
TSCC Rewatch
↳ Vick’s ChipSo much danger in this world is hidden behind masks. We tell our children stories of good and evil while knowing it’s not that simple. True evil doesn’t give us time to fight or to be afraid. We keep our heads down, never bothering to look behind the masks. And in doing so, we resign ourselves to terrible fates we can never see coming.
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I made a cross stitched piece of Jeff and Annie’s 8-bit characters from “Digital Estate Planning.” If you like it, you can buy it here.
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
Reblogging for the comments~
the comments omg
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